I LOVE U SAYANG

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1bulan kahwin:
Isteri: I love u sayang!!!
Suami: I love u tooo honey!!
Isteri: Tak, i love u threee!!
Suami: But i love u 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..!!!

10tahun kahwin:
Isteri: I love u sayang!!
Suami: Ye, love u 2. (sambil bace surat kabar)
Isteri: Tak, i love u threee!!
Suami: Yelah, awak je la menang (malas layan)

25tahun kahwin:
Isteri: I love u sayang!!!
Suami: Ape kejadahye awak nie??da tue2 nk ber ailebiu ??? awak ni buang tebiat ke? nak mamp0s???!!!

Cinta Manusia manis sementara,
Cinta ALLAH cinta hakiki yang kekal hingga ke syurga 

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Beza antara Couple dan Member.

Couple :
BF : Sayang , moto i rosak kt tepi jalan ni.
GF : Yeke? Then how ? U jage diri elok2 k, ade pape kol tau.

MEMBER :
BF : Bro, moto aku wat hal plak dah.
BFF : Asal bro? Ko katne? Aku gi sane skrang.

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bf : kerana awak,lautan api sanggup sy renangi
gf : betul ke?
bf : gunung tinggi sanggup sy panjat
gf : ♥ ♥ ♥
bf : padang pasir pon sy sanggup pergi
gf : yeke aww aww ♥ ♥, jom kluar?
bf : nantilah, hujan la kt luar tu,lebat plak tu.

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Isteri : Bang, pinjam telefon kejap!
Suami : Kejap.. Baru nak on phone..

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FORMAT MeMoRY CARD.. Nahhhhhhh.. ^^

Takde apa nak sorok dari u sayang..

Isteri :Saya cuma nak tengok masa jer bang.. =))